March 2012
hiding behind a smokescreen of bourgeois cliches:... →
singalazysongbeneaththesun:
I’m Henry the 8th I am
Hen-eh-ry the 8th I am I am
I got married to the widow next door
She’s been married 7 times before
And every one was a Hen-eh-ry (HEN-EH-RY)
She wouldn’t have a Willy or a Sam (NO SAM)
I’m her 8th old man, I’m Hen-eh-ry
Hen-eh-ry the…
concept-k-i-c-k:
nick-masons-garden-party:
coldmountainway:
voldy92:
unsexual:
omG
omfgdaklgfa
frightening
I LOLED SO HARD
oh my god what the hell
dytcuyfvlug;ib/kn
wholmesianmisfit:
Best actress: Meryl Streep Best director: Meryl Streep Best Actor: Meryl Streep Best Picture: Meryl Streep Best Leonardo DiCaprio: Meryl Streep
If American Idol heard me in the shower, they... →
funniest10k:
Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
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Me: Papi, it's Roger Daltrey's birthday tomorrow. We're blasting the Tommy and Quadrophenia LP's
Father: I don't know, maybe.
Me: Wait I'm sorry did you say "maybe"? Listen I don't know what the fuck your problem is with rockers' birthdays, but you didn't blast all things must pass the 24 OR the 25 when I told you.....BOTH DAYS! IT'S JOHN LENNON'S BIRTHDAY! HERE I TOOK OUT ALL OF OUR LENNON RECORDS SO WE CAN PLAY THEM!! But no...you fucking forgot. Hey Papi, it's Jimmy Page's birthday, lets blast Zeppelin all day! But no. SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR DEAL YOU MENTALLY DERANGED POTATO! WE ARE GOING TO FUCKING BLAST THE WHO ALL FUCKING DAY OR SO HELP ME GOD I AM MOVING TO ALASKA TO FANGIRL WITH FUCKING PENGUINS AND NARWALS!
Me: *what actually came out* No, we are blasting them for sure.
Papi: Ok. *walks away*
Screw Justin Beaver, tomorrow is Roger Daltrey's...
darksideofthezeppelin:
canadian-psych0:
Some Bitch: ONE DIRECTION IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE BEATLES THEY ARE MY INSPIRATION !1!!111!!!!1
Paul McCartney:
When you realise any of us could have walked past...
just-laugh-it-0ff:
February 2012
robertplantslemonparty:
well this leap day gets the award for the worst leap day ever
theeppytomymacca:
It’s not just Davy. It’s not just the Monkees. It’s that sudden realization that someday, all of my favorite musicians are going to pass away.
Paul: Look at that fine person. Oh they are looking at me.
Person:
Paul: Wanna get drinks?
Person:
Paul:
Person:
Paul:
Person:
This person cant answer, Paul is looking at himself in the mirror.
My stomach needs to be flatter and my legs need to...